FUH F*cked Up Hippy (Seedstockers) Feminized

FUH F*cked Up Hippy (Seedstockers): Old-School Spirit, Modern Output

The name says it all. FUH F*cked Up Hippy from Seedstockers is a balanced hybrid built on a cross that puts two very different worlds together: Maui Wowie, the classic Hawaiian sativa known for cerebral lift and sun-soaked energy, and Fat Bastard, a dense, high-output indica that brings structural weight and serious yield potential. What you get is a strain that carries the free-spirited character of its sativa parent while being engineered for the kind of returns that keep growers coming back. THC reaches up to 33%, which puts these seeds firmly in seasoned-user territory. This is not a casual introduction to cannabis.

Patience Rewarded at Scale

FUH F*cked Up Hippy runs a 10-11 week flowering cycle. That is on the longer end for a balanced hybrid, and it is the price of admission for what comes next. Indoors, expect up to 600 g/m², a figure that reflects Fat Bastard's yield muscle working through the cross. Outdoors, plants can deliver up to 500 g per plant come harvest. Height data is not confirmed for this strain, but expect tall, large plants that benefit from canopy management. A SCROG net or topping early will help you make the most of the space and keep the structure in check. Grow difficulty is rated moderate, so some experience with photoperiod plants will serve you well. The long cycle demands patience, but the harvest justifies it.

Earthy Roots, Fruity Brightness, and a Two-Stage Effect

The aroma opens with an earthy backbone, deep and grounding, before a fruity brightness lifts through. The flavour follows the same arc: woody and herbal at the base, with tropical sweetness coming through as you go. The resin density is notable, which comes through clearly in the density of the finished buds. The effect mirrors the genetics. Maui Wowie's sativa side opens things up with an energetic, euphoric push that is clear-headed and sociable. Over time, Fat Bastard's indica structure takes hold, grounding the experience into something more relaxing and body-focused. For growers who want a strain with genuine character and a harvest to match, FUH F*cked Up Hippy delivers both ends of the spectrum.

FUH F*cked Up Hippy (Seedstockers) Feminized data sheet

Brand	Seedstockers
Terpenes	Caryophyllene, Myrcene, Limonene, Terpinolene
Suitable for	Indoor, Outdoor, Greenhouse
Grow difficulty	Moderate
Parents	Maui Wowie x Fat Bastard
Genetics	Indica/Sativa
THC	33%
Flowering Type	Photoperiod
Sex	Feminized
Flowering Time	10-11 weeks
Yield (Indoor)	Up to 600 gr/m²
Yield (Outdoor)	Up to 1000 gr/plant
Taste / Aroma	Earthy, Fruity
Effects	Relaxing, Uplifting, Euphoric, Creative, Energetic