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Poppy (Papaver somniferum) Seeds

Poppy (Papaver somniferum) is the plant from which opium, morphine, and heroin are made. The poppy seeds themselves don’t contain any alkaloids. With Zamnesia Poppy Seeds, you can grow your own poppy plants at home with ease!

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£4.20 £3.36

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Trip Stopper 3000

Trip Stopper 3000 can help put an end to a bad trip. This blend of valerian and maltodextrin will help to calm your nerves and bring you back down to Earth.

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£2.53 £1.77

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Boner Booster

A busy social schedule and hectic working hours are enough to put a dampener on anyone’s bedroom antics. Thankfully, we’ve got your back with Boner Booster. Giving you a boost when you need it most, our exclusive blend of ingredients starts working in just 30 minutes.

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£8.43

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Tea & Herb Infuser (Zamnesia)

Making infusions is the oldest way of extracting herbal essences. This bright blue, leaf-themed food-grade silicone and stainless steel infuser from Zamnesia has you covered. The silicone is heat-resistant so you will never burn your fingers, while the branded Zamnesia drip tray keeps things dry and tidy without having to go to the sink.

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£4.23

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Lavender (20 grams)

Lavender has a long history of use - it is even mentioned in the Song of Solomon. Lavender is used as a condiment in various foods, beverages, and teas and as a fragrance in cosmetics. Enjoy the highly aromatic experience this fragrant herb provides!

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£4.23 £3.38

Natural Incense (Sagrada Madre)

These all-natural incense sticks are made with the finest ingredients. Due to this, they smell clean, fragrant, and utterly delicious.

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£5.50 £4.40

Hops Flowers (20 grams)

It is known, that hops are used to stabilize beer, but there is more to these flowers of the hop plant Humulus lupulus. As an old household remedy, they were used to treat restlessness. Enjoy the rich flavour and effects that these dried flowers provide.

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£4.23 £3.38

Peyote (Lophophora williamsii)

Peyote, considered a living god, El Mescalito has a long history among the natives of northern Mexico and Southwestern USA – at least 5700 years, say archeologists. Then it was demonized and driven underground by the Spanish conquerors in the 16th century. But thanks to the wonders of modern cultivation, you can have one of these sacred Lophophora williamsii in your own home.

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£12.71

Kratom Shredded - Maeng Da Red (Zamnesia)

Need a heavy hit of Kratom? Look no further—Zamnesia's Red Maeng Da Shredded Kratom is made from unique Red Thai Kratom leaves, specially selected for their powerful effect. Ideal for experienced users looking for a lasting experience. Order yours and enjoy one of Thailand's favourite Kratom varieties at home now.

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£14.82 £11.11

Kratom Powder - Maeng Da Yellow (Zamnesia)

Red Maeng Da is renowned for its potency and White Maeng Da is preferred by active individuals. Enjoy the perfect mix of these two classic Thai Kratom varieties with Zamnesia's Yellow Maeng Da Powder, featuring a blend of White and Red strains. Perfect for any time of the day. Order yours now.

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£14.82 £11.86

Kratom Powder - Maeng Da White (Zamnesia)

White Maeng Da is native to Thailand, where it's treasured for its wide variety of benefits. Zamnesia White Maeng Da Kratom Powder is made from only the best white-veined Maeng Da plants, ideal for busy individuals looking to support their schedule with a solid routine. Order yours now and savour the effects of this ancient Asian plant at home now.

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£14.82 £11.86

Kratom Powder - Maeng Da Red (Zamnesia)

If it's heavy effects you're after, this is the Kratom strain for you. Zamnesia's Red Maeng Da Kratom Powder is made in Thailand from locally sourced and traditionally processed Kratom leaves. Every scoop packs a strong, long-lasting effect ideal for experienced users looking to unwind. Order yours now and enjoy a potent hit of natural alkaloids!

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£14.82 £11.86

Original Microdosing Pack

Unlock your true potential with the mind-opening qualities of psilocybin. Experience a controlled and regulated improvement in creativity, productivity, and problem-solving. By using the Original Microdosing Pack, the only limitation is your imagination, not the adverse side effects heavy doses of psychedelics can inflict.

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£12.71 £8.90

Kratom Shredded - Maeng Da Green (Zamnesia)

Whether you're at work, at the gym, or studying—Green Maeng Da Kratom can help you be at your best, no matter what the day throws at you. Thanks to its balanced alkaloid profile, this is arguably the most versatile Kratom blend, made from locally sourced Thai leaves and dried to perfection using traditional processes. Buy yours here now.

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£14.82 £11.11

Kratom Shredded - Maeng Da White (Zamnesia)

Made from select leaves, Zamnesia's White Maeng Da Kratom is perfect for anyone living an active lifestyle or with a busy agenda. Dried according to traditional Thai practices, this loose-leaf White Kratom blend preserves the plant's natural alkaloids, delivering a potent rush whenever you need it. Order yours now.

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£8.47 £6.35

Recover-E

Talk to anyone about how to relieve a hangover and you'll be open to all sorts of myths, old wives' tales and hit and miss homemade remedies. Save yourself the hassle and pick up Recover-E. Designed by the team at Happy Caps, these capsules are full of everything to get you back on your feet in no time at all. Keep them nearby and benefit from their effects at the time you need it most.

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£8.05 £6.04

Salvia Extract 20x

Half way between the pure herb and ‘ultimate strength’ 40x extract, this 20x Salvia extract will certainly blow away the cobwebs of your mind.

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£21.15 £14.80

Salvia Extract 40x

For very experienced users and card-carrying Mexican shamans only! This is one of the the strongest Salvia extract we stock. You have been warned!

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£21.15 £14.80

Salvia Dried Leaves

Salvia divinorum contains salvinorin A; one of the strongest psychedelics known to mankind today and should not be confused with a party drug. Under its influence you will perceive a completely different "reality" than the one you normally would. Salvia should be used in a comfortable and safe environment and only in company of a sober tripsitter.

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£4.20 £2.94

Kanna 5 grams

Kanna (Sceletium tortuosum), also known as Channa or Kougoed, is a plant commonly found in South Africa. Indigenous tribes have been using Kanna for its mood-enhancing and relaxing properties for thousands of years. Now, it has gained popularity in the West.

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£5.89 £4.71

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Trip-E

This herbal psychedelic from Happy Caps is based on Hawaiian Baby Woodrose (HBW) seeds (Argyreia nervosa), with a shot of cafeine for added buzz.

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£9.32 £6.99

Party-E

With Party-E you can elevate your mood and intensify your party sensation. Take 1 or 2 capsules with a glass of water or fruit juice and 60 minutes later you will feel the desired effect and dance, talk or flirt the night away.

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£8.05 £6.04

Space-E

The Space-e from Happy Caps is a more relaxed party pill that creates a chilled but ecstatic feeling. A dreamy, happy high with a good shot of energy to launch you in to that spacey state, perfect for a night out or at home with friends.

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£8.05 £6.04

Energy-E

These energy-infused pills from Happy Caps, offer the ultimate all round party buzz. Energy-E is the real deal party pill. Designed to give you an energetic party buzz that will have you dancing all night long. Serving up a mild but pleasant tingling feeling, Energy-E quickly gets to work, so you can burn up the dance floor in no time.

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£8.05 £6.44

Heavenly-E

When you fancy an evening just getting comfortable and chilling, Heavenly-E’s the Happy Caps product of choice. Heavenly-E positively impact your mood, making you feel perfectly calm and at ease, so you can shake off the weight of your worries.

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£8.05 £6.04

Jetpackkratom GOLD 80mg Extract - Capsules

Jetpackkratom Gold extract capsules contain 80mg of pure mitragynine, which is equal to approximately 9g of powdered kratom leaf. This highly concentrated kratom extract is super strong and intended for experienced users who want to accurately dose high quantities of kratom. Capsules are made of 100% natural vegetable HPMC.

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£14.83 £11.86

Damiana | Turnera afrodisiaca

Damiana (Turnera afrodisiaca) has a relaxing effect with a euphoric high for 1-2 hours after taking, and like its Latin name suggests, is a mild but effective aphrodisiac.

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Catnip - Nepeta cataria

Catmint (Nepeta cataria), also known as catnip, is an intoxicant for cats (in fact most felines, even lions) and a mild relaxant in humans. It is a flowering, perennial plant native to Asia and Europe that grows easily even in poor soils.

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Skullcap (50 grams)

Make a nice tea from Skullcap (1 teaspoon is enough) and become a bit more relaxed thanks to the mild high it induces. Skullcap gets its name from its flowers, which have the shape from a human skull. The Latin name for Skullcap is Scutellaria galericulata.

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£7.59

Productivity Microdosing Pack

Razor-sharp focus and an uplifting boost of energy—that's what our specialists had in mind as they formulated our new Productivity Microdosing Pack. Containing 6 individually sealed 1g microdoses, this pack is the perfect way to microdose psilocybin. If you're an experienced user, you'll enjoy the pack's simplicity. Meanwhile, new users will enjoy its subtle effects.

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£12.71 £8.90

Jetpackkratom GOLD Liquid Extract - 80mg

Jetpackkratom's Gold Liquid Extract makes it easier, and more convenient to consume a precise dose of this mystical herb with every use. No guesswork is involved, like there is with dried leaves, because each batch is fully tested to ensure every milliliter contains exactly 80mg of mitragynine. That's comparable to 8g of powdered leaves.

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£61.45 £49.16

Clarity Microdosing Pack

Microdosing is going mainstream, and for good reason. This pack designed by Zammi has been specially formulated to offer just what its name implies. Containing 6 individually packaged 1g doses of fresh psilocybin truffles, microdosing has never been simpler—whether you're a newbie or an experienced psychonaut!

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£12.71 £8.90

Energy Microdosing Pack

Whether you're an experienced psychonaut or looking for the perfect gateway into the magical world of psilocybin, Zammi's new Energy Microdosing Pack might be just what you're looking for. Containing pre-measured microdoses of magic truffles, these packs make microdosing super simple. Find out more below and order yours today!

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£12.71 £8.90

Jetpackkratom SILVER 60mg Extract - Capsules

Jetpackkratom SILVER extract capsules contain 60mg of mitragynine, equal to 5g of powdered kratom leaf. The capsules are perfect so you can accurately dose even heavy doses of kratom. Capsules are made of vegetable HPMC, which is 100% natural, vegetarian, halal, and kosher.

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£12.71 £10.17

Creativity Microdosing Pack

Psilocybin is often associated with creativity. Now, you can harness the potential of psilocybin in a controlled manner with this microdosing pack from Zamnesia. Specially prepared using fresh psilocybin truffles, this pack is a great way for experienced psychonauts to streamline their microdosing routine or for newbies to get acquainted with psilocybin and its effects.

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£12.71 £8.90

Jetpackkratom SILVER Liquid Extract - 60mg

The Jetpackkratom SILVER Liquid Extract makes it easy to boost your body and mind! 1ml of Jetpackkratom Extract contains 60mg of mitragynine, which is equivalent to approximately 5g of powdered kratom leaf. Dropper bottle contains 10/30ml of liquid kratom extract.

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£44.50 £35.60

Kush Vape

It can be tricky to find a reliable disposable vaporizer. Coming to the rescue is the team at Kush Vape. This handy device is perfect for taking on the move, and allows you to enjoy premium-grade CBD in a wide variety of flavours. With an average of 200 pulls per vaporizer, they not only last long, but are easy to use and efficient. Ideal for those on the go!

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£11.87

Jetpackkratom BRONZE Liquid Extract - 40mg

Jetpackkratom's liquid extract makes administering the plant easier than ever. Not only that, but it's extremely discreet and can be done just about anywhere.

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£33.90 £27.12

X-Fuel

X-Fuel is an all-natural supplement that utilises a diverse blend of natural ingredients to provide a full-throttle burst of energy whenever you need it. It comes in a handy, portable, 4-capsule pack, so it's always ready to pick you up when you're flagging for help.

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£6.36

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Blind Spot 3000

Tune out with the Blind Spot 3000 for the ultimate in relaxation. The comfortable sleep mask creates total darkness even with your eyes open and in bright light. The included earbuds provide total silence. The flexible foam mask with the adjustable straps comforts to your face while allowing air to circulate. Perfect for meditation and tripping and any time when you want to tune out for a while.

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£3.38

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Jetpackkratom BRONZE 40mg Extract - Capsules

Gone are the days of shovelling kratom powder into glasses of water or spending time brewing teas. Simply knock back one of these capsules to receive a clean 40mg of mitragynine.

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£8.05 £6.44

General Drug Test (Dope or Nope)

For a long time, it wasn't easy to find a reliable personal drug testing kit. The team behind Dope or Nope have answered the call, producing an easy and straightforward method of testing substances from the comfort of your home. The General Drug Test is effortless to use and has a simple colour-coded system that allows you to identify drugs with ease.

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£2.33

ScreenyWeeny 6.0

As the latest iteration, the ScreenyWeeny 6.0 from the team at CleanU is a lifelike fake penis that you can wear and use to pass pretty much any lab test you throw at it. Load up the included synthetic urine, and you've got everything you need. Effortless to use, all you need to do is give it a squeeze, and you'll pass your test in no time.

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£160.96

EZ Test Cocaine Purity Test

Your dealer brags about his stuff and how pure it is? Put his word to the test, with EZ Test Cocaine Purity Test (formerly EZ Test White). This test let's you determine the purity of cocaine (and honesty of your dealer) within seconds. Uses no dangerous reagents, is user friendly and highly sensitive.

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£34.12

Kanna Extract ET2

Kanna is a narcotic plant that is native to South Africa. It is believed that tribesmen know about the relaxing and euphoric properties of Kanna for more than 300 years. The ET2 Kanna extract is the most potent form of Kanna extract available. Used as a snuff, the ET2 Kanna extract it will make for the fastest-acting and strongest Kanna effect providing relaxation together with euphoria.

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£21.15 £16.92

Blue Lotus 15x tincture (10 ml)

This is a 15x tincture from the Blue Lotus (Nymphaea caerulea). Blue Lotus has played an important role in Egyptian history. These days Blue Lotus is grown around the world.

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£15.21

Hawaiian Baby Woodrose

Hawaiian baby woodrose (Argyreia nervosa) is a perennial climbing vine with large heart-shaped leaves and white trumpet-shaped flowers. Originally native to India, it now grows around the world, including Hawaii. Its large furry seeds grow in seedpods and contain the psychedelic LSA.

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Blue Lotus - Nymphaea caerulea

Blue Lotus (Nymphaea caerulea) is first mentioned in the Egyptian Book of the Dead; blue and white lotuses were the most important ritual plants in ancient Egypt. The flowers were worn in the hair of the living and the dead, and were an important ornamental element in Egyptian art.

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£7.59 £6.07

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Salvia Extract 80x

Fasten your seatbelts! This is the brain's version of the Large Hadron Collider, this Salvia extract is only for the most experienced psychonauts. WARNING: Extremely strong, only for those who know what they're doing.

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£25.39 £17.77

Morning Glory (Ipomoea tricolor) 10 grams

The Morning Glory vine was favoured by the ancient Maya civilisation thanks to its "heavenly blue" appearance and abundance of the psychedelic tryptamine lysergic acid amide (LSA). Once used ceremonially, its seeds are now available to buy from Zamnesia.

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£4.20 £3.36

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Kanna

Kanna is the name given to the fermented roots and leaves of the South African bush Sceletium tortuosum, a traditional vision-inducing entheogen and inebriant that in the West is more regularly used to improve mood. 1 gram

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EZ Test MDMA Purity

Buying Ecstasy can be like playing the lottery - you never know if you draw a blank. In many cases it is cut with other substances and sometimes it can be almost pure, so you are always left in the dark regarding the purity of the product you acquired. Use this test to quickly check the purity of the MDMA in your sample. Content: 1 Test

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£29.24

Peganum Harmala (10 grams)

Peganum harmala or Syrian rue is a perennial bush native to the eastern Mediterranean now found across northern India and as far as Manchuria. It produces white flowers that develop round capsules containing around 50 brown seeds.

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Incense Sai Baba Nag Champa

Satya Sai Baba Nag Champa incense is one of the most famous of the world - it is hand rolled onto a bamboo stick and is particularly popular in the US. Each stick weighs about a gram and consists of a special blend of oils, flowers, natural herbs and resins. The aroma is rich, sweet, musky and intense. Each stick burns for approximately 45 to 60 minutes. Content: 15 grams.

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EZ Test Ecstasy

EZ Test Ecstasy is an easy test to ascertain wether a tablet or powder contains MDMA. Since street drugs like XTC are often cut with other substances, and EZ Test Ecstasy is an effective test to identify potentially dangerous ingredients.

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Incense White Sage (bundled)

These White Sage leaves come directly from California. Native tribes in both North and South America used White Sage in the sacred ritual of purifying a room to protect it from evil influences. Dimensions: ~14cm long, ~3,5cm thick

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£10.13 £8.10

EZ Test Cocaine Cuts

EZ Test Cocaine Cuts does NOT react with cocaine itself! But it's highly reliable in detecting cocaine cuts like Levamisole (an anti-worm medicine for horses and cows), Phenacetine or (Pseudo)-Ephedrine (a cheap stimulant). You can't trust anyone but friends...

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£3.39

EZ Test Cocaine & Crack Cocaine

EZ Test Cocaine & Crack Cocaine is a neat tool to examine wether a substance contains Cocaine, Crack Cocaine, 5-MeO MiPT, MDPV. To increase profit, many dealers cut their product with other (sometimes dangerous) agents. This test helps you find out how trustworthy your dealer is...

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EZ Test Ketamine

EZ Test Ketamine is a user friendly test to reliably check for the presence of Ketamine. It also detects the presence of Ecstasy (MDMA), (Meth)Amphetamine, 2-AI, Methylphenidate/Ritalin and PMA/PMMA. Displays results within only a few minutes.

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£27.34

EZ Test Heroin Purity

Shore 10 by itself is dangerous enough already, but what really wreaks havoc are the cutting agents used to lace it, so it is essential to know the purity of the acquired product. Use this test to quickly check the purity of the ballot in your sample. Add 20mg to the vial and check the change of color to yellow/orange - the darker the result, the higher the purity. Content: 1 Test

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EZ Test LSD and Indoles

EZ Test LSD and Indoles is a one step test to determine wether a substance contains LSD or or other Indoles. Got a new dealer or you are insecure how trustworthy he is? This quick test can give you certainty ...

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£14.62

Relax-E

Take a little time out and give yourself the relaxation you deserve. Relax-E from Happy Caps aims to help you reach a soothing and relaxed frame of mind. With a mix of minerals and vitamins, this is a supplement that is perfect for unwinding after a long day of work. Whether watching a movie with friends or just want some solo composure, Relax-E has got you covered.

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£8.05 £6.04

EZ Test CBD / THC - Hemp Typification

This test indicates whether your weed contains more CBD or THC, allowing you to have a better understanding of your bud. Whether you got some dodgy weed from a dealer or simply want to test your latest crop, this test will do the job!

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£5.04

EZ Test Bunk Weed

The EZ Test Bunk Weed is a simple way to make sure your bud is contaminant-free. Some cannabis products are sprayed with synthetic cannabinoids, which, while potentially mimicking the effects of cannabis, have unknown health effects and could be incredibly dangerous. Test your bud, and know you're smoking the good stuff.

£5.04

Brain-E

With Brain-E you can crank up your cerebral activity to the max for hours. Take 1 or 2 capsules and 45 minutes later you will feel the desired effect. Choline, white willow bark extract, caffeine, amino acid complex (phenylacetyl, proline, glycine-ester), magnesiumstearat, hydroxypropyl methylcellulose (vegetarian capsule). Content: 4 capsules

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Incense Natural Nag Champa

Incense Natural Nag Champa is based on sandalwood and creates a great atmosphere for meditation, praying and other spiritual escapades. The sticks are rolled by hand, so thickness and burning can vary. Content: 15 grams, distributed over 12 sticks.

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Incense Goloka Nag Champa

Goloka Nag Champa incense is hand rolled and crafted in India. It a unique blend of flowers, resins, oils, rare herbs and forest products. The packaging is environmentally friendly, free of plastic and any unnatural materials, it is made from recycled materials and the incense itself is wrapped in wax paper. A stick weighs about 1 gram and burns for about 45 minutes. Content: 16 grams.

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Incense Californian White Sage

The White Sage used in this incense is grown in California - the native Indians use it for its cleansing properties. The smoke of this incense fills the room with the scent of this "Californian White Sage". Content: 15g (10 sticks) Burning time of a stick: Approximately 40 - 60 minutes

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Khat (Catha edulis) 10 seeds

Khat (Qat aka “Flower of Paradise”) is an evergreen shrub that is native to Arabia and East Africa. In these regions of the world, Khat is cultivated and widely consumed as a chew because of the plant’s effect that can cause slight excitement and euphoria. With our fresh Khat seeds you can grow your own genuine Khat plants easily at home!

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