What better costume for a party than a 7ft knob? Climb in, click inflate, and a pump fills it with air in 60 seconds and keeps it erect for up to 7 hours. You’d need balls to wear it in public – oh wait, it has balls too. Deflates when not in use (again, just like in real life). One size fits all.
Who doesn’t enjoy a good head massage? The fine, almost weightless, fingers of The Genie will have the receiver melting into their chair in no time. And the massage giver does not need a degree in sports massage to work their magic.
With its powerful motor that pulsates at 13,000 VPM (vibrations per minute), the Treo can deliver a Chinese-style massage that will ease muscle tension and improve blood circulation. It can be used lying down, sitting or standing, and the Treo’s compact design means it can be taken anywhere: the gym, office or used while travelling. Uses 3 x AAA (not included).
Pimp your package with this willy care kit for gentlemen. Consists of a fluffing brush, styling shears (phew! - blunt-ended for safety), and sprucing mirror, and then adorn your tackle with the ‘evening wear’ chain. It’s sure to impress the woman (or man) in your life.
Kinky cuisine was never easier than with this knob-and-balls shaped egg fryer. Perfect not just for rude eggs but ‘penis pancakes’, ‘pervy pizzas’ and even, claim the makers, ‘big willie burgers’. Non-stick, but not dishwasher-proof.
Sweet and sexy, this elasticated Candy G-string is the perfect accompaniment to the Candy Bra, for that all over candy look. Like the bra, probably best not to wear in the swimming pool, sea or rain if the wearer wants to keep her dignity intact. But lots of potential fun at home…
Our Chocolate Chilli Willy Roulette is game, thrill and fun in one. Kind of "spin the chilli, eat the willy". It takes providing sweets to a new level. Serve some chocolate to your guests, but in a funny way. Beware! Some of those willies are hot - REALLY hot!
Whether you want to sleep early in the afternoon while the sun is still well above the horizon or at dawn, these eye masks will help you ignore the annoying rays. You can use them in special sexual practices as well - when your eyes are shut out from the game, the feeling for your partner's body and your own becomes highly intensified. Contains 3 masks (just in case you get REALLY lucky!)
The Vibrating Body Brush is a great little gadget to explore your partner's intimate erogenous zones. While you gently tickle and stroke the sensitive body-regions, the soft, thin bristles of this small brush continuously vibrate, causing a sweet sensual sensation.