Well this is ingenious! Surprisingly heavy, this Royal Flush fake card deck splits into 2 halves to reveal a standard metal grinder inside, which unscrews to give access to the kief (hash dust) collecting chamber. Whether you stick or twist, this grinder will help you achieve a Vegas-sized high.
With zero-percent alcohol (in fact, zero-percent beer), this miniature beer can is fooling no one. It does however conceal a 100 percent sturdy, 2-chamber grinder that will mill your buds to perfection and collect the magic fairy dust at the same time. Cheers! Proost! Skøll!
The metal ‘bulb’ conceals its steel grinding teeth, and a sieve separates out the kief crystals that accumulate in the ‘screw’ section of the bulb. The humble light bulb, symbol of inspiration the world over, gets a weed grinding makeover. Still inspirational though…
Warning – highly inflammable! No, not the oil in this fake oil barrel but the state of your weed when it’s been through the metal-toothed grinder. There’ll be no OPEC embargo and if there is a blowout, it won’t be a deep sea one. Vibrant red finish means you’ll have trouble losing it.
Amusing or grotesque, we’re undecided. This mini-hamburger will certainly not prompt a case of the munchies, but its fine ground contents just might. The screw off base keeps your hash dust safely collected, and metal teeth ensure the weed above is ground to perfection.
Cookies on one side of the Atlantic, biscuits on the other – more specifically, the Brits will recognize a reproduction ‘Jammy Dodger’, if we’re not very much mistaken. Whatever you call it, the plastic exterior hides tough steel teeth that will mince your weed in a jiffy. Just don’t try to eat it!
Chewing gum is such a gross habit – smoke weed instead! This plastic gum bottle looks authentic but hides metal grinding teeth to make short work of the hardest of buds. Also available in the same shape, but with fake chocolate candy label. Both come with crystal-catching chamber in the base.
A tiny magnetic effect keeps the lid on this lightweight, simple grinder in the shape of a football. That’s soccer ball for our American cousins. Keep drugs in sport, we say! Or keep your buds in a football, ground and ready to roll at half time, full time, or any time.
Is this the ultimate effort saving weed grinder, or the laziest piece of stoner slackdom ever? Neither – it’s a mesmerizingly fun way of pulverising your buds. The transparent bud chamber allows you to watch the whirl of green as the battery-powered chopping blades work at the press of a button.
Grenade Grinder- With Pin. This "rechargeable" hand grenade serves three purposes: grinding, sifting and stashing. This three parts metal grinder looks so innocent, no-one would think it's a grinder (or stash). It comes apart in the middle and reveals it's sharp teeth, making weed grinding an ease. The part below is a pollen chamber which collects the most precious part of your herbs.
Sitting on the shelf, this will look like a bronze sculpture, but the inside reveals its real purpose. When you take the 3 parts apart, the grinding part becomes visible. It's also equipped with a pollen mesh to filter the most precious ingredients of your buds.
Dirty Harry would love this grinder. But this grinder is not intended for gunslingers, rather for fun that lingers. Removing the upper part reveals sharp milling teeth, crunching your weed to bits with ease. The lower part is a large pollen chamber to collect the most precious part of your smoke, to ensure nothing is wasted. Looking at the loaded barrel of a gun ain't that terrible, is it?